Although some of my colleagues may disagree, there is scientific evidence that the ARCTIC CIRCLE is getting smaller and smaller. But who, or what, is responsible for the polar recession?

Was 9/11 a terrorist attack or was it masterminded by the US government? Is the economy in the tanker because of bad loans, greedy capitalists, or is it all a government plan to create a world currency? NONE of the above! I have two letters for you: A.I.

Be prepared in the next few weeks to receive a demand for all the world’s drinking water, fresh water fish, sunlight, or some other crazy super villain request, because we can’t say no or the world is gone.