So we’ve all heard the news lately how one of TONY BLAIR’S bodyguards “accidentally” fired their gun in an Israeli airport on Tuesday, Nov 11. And as strange as this lone act is for a trained professional, it’s even stranger when you realize the other problems Mr. Blair has been having with his bodyguards.

Thanks to our friendly informants in the good old UK, we have a new and interesting conspiracy. Apparently, TONY BLAIR stepped down from his position as the UK’s prime minister due to his involvement in various forms of WITCHCRAFT.