It seems that a lot of people lately are concerned with pointing out what IS or what ISN’T a conspiracy. At first we just chalked this up to semantics. But as this linguistic phenomenon continued to flourish, we had an epiphany: Those who are relentlessly attacking our “conspiracies” are themselves CONSPIRATORS.

This conspiracy I found very interesting and according to my sources is “true”. Apparently during the 1970’s, the CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY worked to remove all bad press/records about the church and leader L. RON. HUBBARD from the government in what they called OPERATION SNOW WHITE

There are many theories out there as to why we’re in this economic downturn (soon to be depression, in this conspiracists opinion). Theories ranging from the stock market, to swap bonds, to the cost of toothpaste. However the real reason is TOM CRUISE.