This sounds a little out there, but it’s true … not that the other articles on this site are “made up” or something, I mean that would be a waste of everyone’s time. Anyway, scientists in MEXICO have discovered how to make precious stones out of common TEQUILA.

Be prepared in the next few weeks to receive a demand for all the world’s drinking water, fresh water fish, sunlight, or some other crazy super villain request, because we can’t say no or the world is gone.