Maybe I’ve just been uninformed, but I thought pirates were a thing of the past. Sailing the high-seas, wearing parrots on their shoulders, saying “arrrgghhh!” a lot, etc. But if ye haven’t seen the latest news, PIRATES are making a comeback, and it makes you wonder, why can’t anyone catch them?

I have an inconvient truth for you: AL GORE and the rest of his eco-cohorts are COMMUNISTS.

I’ve been asking myself, why would SARAH PALIN be nominated for VICE PRESIDENT? Simple: OIL IN ALASKA.