Now before we move on in this conspiracy, I need to point out that I am NOT a nudist. In fact, I am probably the complete opposite of a nudist (I wear a t-shirt & jeans to bed just in case I need to wake up and get out of the house quickly). However, new information has come to my attention about the DANGERS of remaining fully clothed.

Sometimes I wonder to what lengths the government will go to spy on it’s populous.