According to one of my sources, scientists in 1979 developed a strain of DNA that produced children that were neither male nor female, they were both. And my source has revealed the family name that bears the GENDER BENDING strain as BELSHER.

This latest conspiracy is a little hard to swallow. Let me start by asking if you have ever had HEART BURN? If so, make sure you’re sitting down.

This is the least appetizing thing I’ve seen from KFC since their chicken & biscuit bowl.