n West Africa there is a fruit eaten by the natives that is referred to as the MIRACLE FRUIT. What is so miraculous about it is that it turns anything sour or bitter you eat into something sweet. And it looks like the SUGAR industry has keeping it down.

So I was watching TV last night (ever vigilant of new conspiracies) and I noticed that there are an awful lot of commercials about ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. And it got me thinking why, all of the sudden, is there such a problem with this?

We have probably been eating cloned meat and didn’t even know about it (especially if you eat fast food).

Why doesn’t the FDA require nutritional facts to be printed on alcohol bottles?