If you haven’t seen this yet it’s pretty cool. Multiple cameras captured a FIRE BALL streaking across the night sky in Canada. Some scientists quickly dismissed it as a meteorite. But is it something more?

If you’ve been reading on our site for some time, you remember our exposé on KFC’s genetically modified chicken meat. Well now there’s another twist: KFC is advertising to ALIENS.

We all know that ALIENS have a tendency to be a little mischievous, to say the least. They like to kidnap people, mutilate cows, making cool crop circles - you know, the usual random stuff. But apparently some aliens take time to TARGET INDIVIDUALS for their repeated taunts.

ETA was in the news recently and, if you haven’t heard yet, they want ice cream maker BEN & JERRY’S to start using HUMAN breast milk instead of COWS milk for their ice cream production. Not only is this disgusting, it confirms a long time suspicion of mine: PETA is run by ALIENS.

This latest conspiracy is a little hard to swallow. Let me start by asking if you have ever had HEART BURN? If so, make sure you’re sitting down.