Now before we move on in this conspiracy, I need to point out that I am NOT a nudist. In fact, I am probably the complete opposite of a nudist (I wear a t-shirt & jeans to bed just in case I need to wake up and get out of the house quickly). However, new information has come to my attention about the DANGERS of remaining fully clothed.

So we’ve all heard the story of the US DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. It was July 4th, and congress united and signed the declaration starting with John Hancock. Well there’s more to this story, including an entirely different date when the document was signed and at least two forgeries.

Well it’s safe to say the new cell phone craze is the TOUCH SCREEN. Starting with the iPhone, then that Google thing, and now we have Blackberry releasing the much anticipated Storm for the anti-apple/AT&T crowd. Well before you jump on that bandwagon here’s something you need to know: touch screens are just another step used by the GOVERNMENT to increase their big brother status.

This conspiracy I found very interesting and according to my sources is “true”. Apparently during the 1970’s, the CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY worked to remove all bad press/records about the church and leader L. RON. HUBBARD from the government in what they called OPERATION SNOW WHITE

I have an inconvient truth for you: AL GORE and the rest of his eco-cohorts are COMMUNISTS.