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B of A had Blagojevich Arrested

First off, yesterday we posted a theory that the arrest of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was intentionally held off until Obama got elected. Well, it turns out that there is an even BIGGER conspiracy about Gov. Blagojevich that we totally missed.

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The Blagojevich investigation held?

Breaking news today is the arrest of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich for “massive corruption”. While a corrupt politician isn’t anything new (or even newsworthy for that matter) the reason we are just now hearing about it is (he’s been under investigation since December 2005).

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Why pirates are here to stay

Maybe I’ve just been uninformed, but I thought pirates were a thing of the past. Sailing the high-seas, wearing parrots on their shoulders, saying “arrrgghhh!” a lot, etc. But if ye haven’t seen the latest news, PIRATES are making a comeback, and it makes you wonder, why can’t anyone catch them?

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Get her diamonds and liquor

This sounds a little out there, but it’s true … not that the other articles on this site are “made up” or something, I mean that would be a waste of everyone’s time. Anyway, scientists in MEXICO have discovered how to make precious stones out of common TEQUILA.

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Why the Arctic is melting

Although some of my colleagues may disagree, there is scientific evidence that the ARCTIC CIRCLE is getting smaller and smaller. But who, or what, is responsible for the polar recession?

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