n West Africa there is a fruit eaten by the natives that is referred to as the MIRACLE FRUIT. What is so miraculous about it is that it turns anything sour or bitter you eat into something sweet. And it looks like the SUGAR industry has keeping it down.

If you’ve been reading on our site for some time, you remember our exposé on KFC’s genetically modified chicken meat. Well now there’s another twist: KFC is advertising to ALIENS.

As kids, most of us ate cereal and for my money there wasn’t a better cereal than COCOA PUFFS. However, there has been some new information regarding the consumption of Cocoa Puffs and MENTAL HEALTH. To put it more plainly: there has been a direct link to INSANE BEHAVIOR and Cocoa Puff use.

If you’ve ever read any kind of conspiracies, then you’ve heard of the famed CATTLE MUTILATIONS. This has been blamed on ALIENS, the MILITARY and others, but the truth is these cow parts are being harvested for HOT DOGS.

ETA was in the news recently and, if you haven’t heard yet, they want ice cream maker BEN & JERRY’S to start using HUMAN breast milk instead of COWS milk for their ice cream production. Not only is this disgusting, it confirms a long time suspicion of mine: PETA is run by ALIENS.