There are very few true joys in life: building a tin-foil helmet, exposing government plots, and SPEEDING unnecessarily in your vehicle. Now, it seems, the POWERS that be are trying to kill our will to speed. How are they doing this?

Simple, by employing SUNDAY DRIVERS. The forces behind the anti speeding initiative are linked with SOCIAL SECURITY. What that means is that there are teams of ELDERLY individuals who are given their social security benefits only if they perform services in return. The most common of these services being driving SLOWLY on the freeway and streets in an effort to cut down on (and thoroughly frustrate) speeders.

So the next time you get angry because you’re stuck behind an elderly sunday driver remember that it’s not them that you’re mad at – it’s big brother.

Think about it…