If you’ve been reading on our site for some time, you remember our exposé on KFC’s genetically modified chicken meat. Well now there’s another twist: KFC is advertising to ALIENS.

KFC, in an effort to reach new alien consumers, has created an 87,500 square foot LOGO of their beloved Colonel Sanders near AREA 51 in Nevada. The logo is currently the only brand visible from space. When asked about aliens and the giant logo, KFC president Gregg Dedrick replied, “KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice”.

You’d have to reason that if aliens can create all kinds of amazing flying machines, abduct whomever or whatever they want, they’re probably going to pass on a breaded bucket of assorted “chicken” parts.

Think about it…