Over the past 4-5 years the US economy has some how become cosmically linked to BRITNEY SPEARS. Let me explain: The US economy has become stuck in this POLAR OPPOSITE position to Brit (as I like to call her). When she’s up, the economy is down. Then when she’s down, the economy is up. Then when she’s up again, well you get it…

You want some proof? Just think back to when Brit was at her worst. In 2006, she’s LOSING HER KIDS in court to K-Fed, she’s FLASHING her who-ha to the paps every time she exists a car, and all this culminating with her SHAVING HER HEAD and dating a GOLD DIGGING papper. Meanwhile the economy is doing great, the housing market is skyrocketing, every body owns a home and has tons of equity.

Now think about what happened next: Brit started to get her LIFE BACK together, the housing market PEAKED. She stopped dating the gold digging pap and got VISITATION with her kids, the housing market tanks and everybody looses their homes and their equity. Finally Brit sheds the fat (and the crazy) and starts working on her new (soon to be hit) album, she’s on top of the world, the housing market is toast, the stock market crashes, the economy is spiraling out of control.

The solution… Get that chick crazy again!

Open your eyes…