Thanks to our friendly informants in the good old UK, we have a new and interesting conspiracy. Apparently, TONY BLAIR stepped down from his position as the UK’s prime minister due to his involvement in various forms of WITCHCRAFT.

ETA was in the news recently and, if you haven’t heard yet, they want ice cream maker BEN & JERRY’S to start using HUMAN breast milk instead of COWS milk for their ice cream production. Not only is this disgusting, it confirms a long time suspicion of mine: PETA is run by ALIENS.

A while back, we posted an article about the HADRON SUPER COLLIDER being the tool of super villains in a ploy to hold the entire world hostage. It seems our post garnished some attention from the higher ups.

Apparently, we have been receiving messages from OUTER SPACE for hundreds or even thousands of years. Yet they are ALL from the same place.

So here’s the deal with our current OZONE depletion (holes in the Ozone) crisis. No, it’s not caused by aerosol cans (CFC’s), no, it’s not caused by the chemical reaction that occurs when people urinate in pools, and no, it’s not caused by shooting rockets, spaceships, satellites, etc into outer space.