According to one of my sources, scientists in 1979 developed a strain of DNA that produced children that were neither male nor female, they were both. And my source has revealed the family name that bears the GENDER BENDING strain as BELSHER.

Scientists used a combination of fish, amphibian, and worm DNA to produce the hermaphroditic results. This doesn’t mean or imply that all in the Belsher family line are hermaphrodites, it simply means that they were at one time, or could become, another sex.

Apparently, the Belsher family volunteered for the experiment due to their propensity for marrying their cousins and a lack of MASCULINE GENES. This has led to an imbalance in the Belsher family tree - too many women, not enough men. So by giving the family line the ability to change their gender, they insure that their line continues.

According to sources, the first subject in the Belsher DNA experiment was born a girl on JULY 2, 1980 in Texas. Is she a boy now?

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With the recent news that GM, FORD, and other American auto makers are about to go under due to financial stress, it makes you wonder why (other than producing poor quality vehicles for years) are they having such a hard time. Well we know why.

Simply put, it’s another one of CHINA’s ploys to weaken, and thus conquer, the USA. As it turns out, China has some of the FASTEST growing auto manufacturers in the world. They can produce vehicles cheaply, and efficiently. Their vehicles focus on reliability and high milage (the opposite of GM and Ford). 

Now here’s the kicker - Ford has already worked with one of China’s manufacturers to build three of their own vehicles: the FOCUS, the FIESTA, and the MONDEOS. Looks like even Ford knows they can’t compete.

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Maybe I’ve just been uninformed, but I thought pirates were a thing of the past. Sailing the high-seas, wearing parrots on their shoulders, saying “arrrgghhh!” a lot, etc. But if ye haven’t seen the latest news, PIRATES are making a comeback, and it makes you wonder, why can’t anyone catch them?

According to an article from BBC, all the pirates pretty much live in one area: PUNTLAND (in Somalia). When everybody knows this already, why hasn’t the government (any government) put a stop to it? Well I can think of at least two reasons: 1) The pirates took in over $30M last year ($10M more than the annual budget of Puntland). 2) The pirates help keep costs up. For example, when the pirates capture OIL TANKERS the oil companies have a perfect excuse to raise prices. 3) The sales of luxury items have sky-rocketed in Puntland.

So there are obviously many organizations that want to keep the pirates, um, pirating. The least phased by all this pirate talk is the DISNEY corporation. I’m sure all the pirate news won’t hurt their sales of their DVD’s this holiday season.

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This sounds a little out there, but it’s true … not that the other articles on this site are “made up” or something, I mean, that would be a waste of everyone’s time. Anyway, scientists in MEXICO have discovered how to make precious stones out of common TEQUILA.

Yes it turns out that Tequila (clear or gold, it doesn’t matter) can be used for more than just making you go nuts and vomit. It actually can be used to create a SYNTHETIC DIAMOND. Scientists say that the diamonds are not big enough for jewelry, but they can be used in a host of other applications (i.e. for cutting instruments, micro chips, etc.). And better yet, even the cheap Tequila works!

To me, this all sounds like a mad scientist or super-villain plot to destroy the diamond industry or to take over the world (usually a sub plot of all super-villain plots). That would qualify this as a conspiracy.

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Now before we move on in this conspiracy, I need to point out that I am NOT a nudist. In fact, I am probably the complete opposite of a nudist (I wear a t-shirt & jeans to bed just in case I need to wake up and get out of the house quickly). However, new information has come to my attention about the DANGERS of remaining fully clothed.

It seems that the government is making full use of NANO TECHNOLOGY by implanting tracking devices, computer chips, and other technological devices in our CLOTHING. As of now, only a few of the clothing manufacturers are working with the Government, the most common being sold at TARGET & WALMART stores. But it is only a matter of time before they all start implementing these technologies.

So our advice is to buy a sewing machine (or borrow one from your Grandma) and start learning how to make your own clothes now - if you still want your clothed freedom in the future.

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